What movies have not aged well?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

From Russia With Love

What sexual fantasies do you have?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

What are some fun/kinky things to do with your partner?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I caught my husband of 20 years looking at inappropriate pics of women on TikTok or Instagram. I'm not sure., but when I told him he got mad and made excuses of why they popped up. I then told him how I've snuck on his phone and saw what he's been looking at . We had a horrible big fight. I asked him why did he even marry me when I see the type he likes . Nothing like me, I'm petite, blonde and blue eyes. These women are dark haired dark eyed and have curvy bodies, large breasts, etc. I just don't feel the same about him after this. I can't get over this

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-All the bad guys are black.

-J W Pepper

My wife admitted to cheating on me with a married man. Should I tell this man and his wife that I know?

Live and Let Die

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What can I do after 18 cops raided my home, without a warrant, seeking a person who didn't live there and wasn't there, and also went through all of my stuff? The person wasn't on the lease, and they didn't see him enter.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

How would you define love?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

What is the most interesting question you can ask to get to know someone?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

A View to a Kill

Why can't we send flat Earthers to space and show them the shape of Earth?

You Only Live Twice

Octopussy

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Can you share a picture of your favorite outfit and explain why you love it?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Have you ever been humiliated in front of a group of girls and enjoyed it?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

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